You Might Be a College Student ...

	If you average 3 hours of sleep a night

	If your trash is overflowing and your bank account isn't

	If you go to Wal-Mart more than 3 times a week

	If you are personally keeping the local pizza place from bankruptcy

	If you wake up 10 minutes before class

	If you wear the same jeans 13 days in a row -- without washing them

	If your breakfast consists of a coke on the way to class

	If your social life consists of a date with the library

	If it takes a shovel to find the floor of your room

	If you typically have less than a dollar with you

	If you haven't done laundry in so long you are wearing your swim suit to class

	If you celebrate when you find a quarter

	If your room is so cold that your toilet freezes over

	If you wear a sweat suit for so long that it stands up by itself

	If your backpack is giving you Scoliosis

	If you get more sleep in class than in your room

	If your idea of feeding the poor is buying yourself some Ramen Noodles

	If you can sleep through your roommate's blaring stereo

	If you live in an area that is smaller than most mobile homes

	If you get more e-mail than mail......


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