Yeshiva Crew Team

   Yeshiva University decided to field a crew team. Unfortunately,
   they lost race after race. They practiced for hours every day,
   but never managed to come in any better than dead last.

   The chief rabbi finally decided to send Yankel to spy on
   the Harvard team.  So Yankel shlepped off to Cambridge and hid in
   the bullrushes off the Charles River, from where he carefully
   watched the Harvard team as they practiced.

   Yankel finally returned to Yeshiva.  "I have figured out their
   secret," he announced.  "They have eight guys rowing and only one 
   guy shouting."