Points for Womwn



	In response to the points list for men, I have devised a points list for
	women.  Relationships are two-way streets, you know.

	Simple Duties
	=============
	Don't whine about the bed being made ..............................  +1
	Don't whine about the toilet seat being up ........................  +5
	Using tissue when the toilet-paper roll is empty ..................  +2
	Remembering to buy pantyliners when you're shopping ...............  +5
	Returning with 20 frivolous items .................................  -5
	Returning with Cosmopolitain ...................................... -10
	And tabloids ...................................................... -15
	Filling out the quiz .............................................. -20
	Asking him to fill out the quiz ................................... -30
	Ask him if the women in Cosmo are attractive ...................... -40
	Hogging the covers ................................................ -20

	Social Engagements
	==================
	You stay by his side the entire party .............................   0
	You hang on his arm the entire party .............................. +10
	You let another woman hang on his other arm ....................... +20
	You stay by his side for a while, then leave to chat with a friend   -2
	Named Antonio .....................................................  -4
	Antonio is a model ................................................  -6
	Antonio is a stripper .............................................  -8
	When mingling, you hold your mate's hand and gaze at him
	   lovingly .......................................................  +1
	When mingling, you don't get jealous if he hugs another female ....  +5
	Or kisses her on the cheek ........................................ +10
	Or pecks her on the lips .......................................... +20
	When another man looks at you and you kiss your mate to show the
	   other man that you're taken .................................... +30
	When another man looks at you and you wink and wave ............... -20
	And walk away from your mate ...................................... -30
	And act like you don't know him ................................... -75
	When mingling, you introduce him as "my old man" and rub
	   his baldspot ................................................... -25
	When you point toward a hot-looking woman and ask him if he
	   thinks she is attractive ....................................... -10
	When you get angry if he says yes ................................. -20
	When you realize that he only noticed her because you pointed
	   her out ........................................................  +5
	You have one drink, and that's it .................................   0
	You have more than a few, and get loud ............................  -5
	And start dancing ................................................. -10
	On the table ...................................................... -30
	You have more than a few, and accuse other women of looking
	   at him ......................................................... -15
	You have a lot of drinks, and pick fights with men saying
	   "My husband can kick your butt!" ............................... -60
	You point out another woman's cleavage ............................   0
	And get mad at him for looking .................................... -20
	
	Saturday Afternoon
	==================
	You go to the mall together .......................................  -5
	You go to the mall and walk through the computer, electronics, & tool
	   sections ....................................................... +10
	You go to the mall and drag him through the lingerie department ... -10
	You go to the mall and buy new lingerie ........................... +15
	You spend the day shopping for furniture ..........................  -2
	You buy new furniture .............................................  -5
	And return it the next day ........................................ -20
	Then go buy more .................................................. -50
	You spend the day at a wholesale club, buying in bulk .............  +3
	Most of it items reserved for you ................................. -10
	Items that you'll never use ....................................... -20
	
	You visit his parents .............................................   0
	You visit his parents and actually make conversation ..............  +3
	You visit his parents and sulk because you hate them .............. -10
	
	You spend the afternoon watching cable shopping channels ..........  -6
	You buy things .................................................... -15
	On his credit card ................................................ -30
	
	His Birthday
	============
	You take him out to dinner ........................................   0	
	You take him out to dinner at a nice restaurant ...................  +5
	You take him to Denny's for a free meal ........................... -10
	You take him to a French restaurant ............................... -20
	You give him a gift ...............................................   0
	You give him a gift and it's a tie ................................ -10
	You give him a gift and it's not a tie ............................  +2
	You give him a gift and it's underwear ............................ -20
	Tighty-whities .................................................... -50
	You give him a gift that he'll actually use ....................... +20
	It's a tool ....................................................... +30
	A power tool ...................................................... +50
	You wait until the last minute and buy him a gift that day ........ -10
	With his credit card .............................................. -30
	And whatever you bought is actually for you ....................... -40
	
	Thoughtfulness
	==============
	You forget his birthday completely ................................ -20
	You forget your anniversary ....................................... -30
	
	A Night Out With The Girls
	==========================
	Go out with a girlfriend ..........................................  -5
	Go out with a male friend ......................................... -30
	You go to Danny's (male strippers) ................................ -40
	You go to a bachelorette party ....................................  -5
	With Antonio, the vampire-seduction stripper ...................... -20
	And you've got his business card .................................. -40
	And his jock-strap ................................................ -75
	You have a few drinks .............................................  -9
	And miss curfew by an hour ........................................ -12
	You miss curfew by an hour and you didn't call .................... -20
	You get home at 3 am .............................................. -30
	And not wearing any panties ....................................... -50
	And wearing different clothes ..................................... -75
	And spend the night in front of the porcelain god ................. -90
	You're too drunk to make it home ................................. -100
	And have to stay with a male friend for the night ................ -400
	Is that a hickey?! ............................................... -600
	
	His Night Out
	=============
	You stay home while he goes out with his annoying friend
	   from work ......................................................  +5
	He goes out with his annoying work friends, and he comes
	   home late ...................................................... +10
	You wait up ....................................................... +15
	He goes out, comes home late and drunk, and you put him to
	   bed ............................................................ +20
	
	A Night At Home
	===============
	You watch TV together .............................................   0
	You rent a movie ..................................................  +2
	It's got violence .................................................  +3
	And nudity ........................................................  +5
	Lots of nudity .................................................... +10
	Showgirls ......................................................... +15
	And you don't care ................................................ +20
	
	A Night Out
	===========
	You take him to a movie ...........................................  +2
	You take him to a movie you like ..................................  -2
	You take him to a movie he likes ..................................  +4
	It's got violence .................................................  +5
	It's a horror film ................................................  +7
	And you snuggle up to him in fear ................................. +20
	
	Your Physique
	=============
	You develop flabby thighs .........................................   0
	You develop exercise to get rid of it ............................. +10
	You complain about your weight .................................... -10
	You complain about your weight while eating ice cream ............. -20
	You don't ask if he thinks you're fat ............................. +20
	You dress to flatter yourself, no matter what your weight is ...... +30
	You dress in tight clothing ....................................... +10
	And the fat rolls out ............................................. -50
	
	Finances
	========
	You forego something expensive to save money ...................... +20
	You spend a lot of money on something impractical ................. -15
	Something he can't use ............................................ -20
	An expensive decoration ........................................... -30
	And it's tacky .................................................... -50
	
	Driving
	=======
	You get the directions for a trip .................................  +4
	You get the wrong directions for a trip ........................... -10
	You forget to mention an exit ..................................... -15
	Because you were too busy checking your makeup .................... -20
	
	The Big Question
	================
	You ask, "Do I look fat?" ......................................... -25
	You get mad if he answers ......................................... -30
	You get mad if he doesn't answer .................................. -40
	
	Communication
	=============
	When he wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying what
	   looks like a concerned expression ..............................   0
	When he wants to talk, you listen, for over 30 minutes ............  +5
	You take the problem seriously .................................... +25
	You laugh and say "You're worried about THAT?!" ................... -45
	You say "Men are all alike!" ...................................... -60
	You say "Women don't worry about such things." .................... -75
	When you offer a solution to the problem .......................... +10
	Blame him ......................................................... -20
	Blame all males ................................................... -40
	Offer a comprimise ................................................ +25
	Asking him to do something for you ................................  -5
	While he's watching TV ............................................ -10
	While he's sleeping ............................................... -20
	While he's doing something else for you ........................... -25
	Yelling at him if he doesn't do it that moment .................... -50
	Complaining about how he never does anything ...................... -75
	
	





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