A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an
	exceptionally gorgeous & sexy young woman entered.  She was so striking
	that the man could not take his eyes away from her. The young woman
	noticed his overly-attentive stare & walked directly toward him.

	Before he could offer his apologies for being so rude, the young woman
	said to him,  'I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me
	to do, no matter how kinky, for $100 on one condition.'

	Flabbergasted, the man asked what the condition was.

	The young woman replied, 'You have to tell me what you want me to do in
	just three words.'

	The man considered her proposition for a moment, withdrew his wallet
	from his pocket & slowly counted out five $20 bills, which he pressed
	into the young woman's hand.

	He looked deeply into her eyes & slowly, meaningfully said, 'Paint my

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