Viagra Followup


	With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs
	oriented towards improving the performance of men in today's society....

	DIRECTRA - a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips
		caused 72 percent of them to stop and ask directions when they 
		got lost, compared to a control group of 0.2 percent.
	
	PROJECTRA - Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to 
		actually finish a household repair project before starting a new one.

	CHILDAGRA - Men taking this drug reported a sudden, over-whelming urge to 
		perform more child-care tasks - especially cleaning up spills and
		"little accidents."

	COMPLIMENTRA - In clinical trials, 82 percent of middle-aged men administered 
		this drug noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle.  Currently 
		being tested to see if its effects extend to noticing new clothing.

	BUYAGRA - Married and otherwise attached men reported a sudden urge to buy 
		their sweeties expensive jewelry and gifts after talking this drug
		for only two days. Still to be seen: whether the drug can be 
		continued  for a period longer than your favorites store's return 
		limit.
	
	NEGA-VIAGRA - Has the exact opposite effect of Viagra. Currently undergoing 	
		clinical trials on sitting U.S. presidents.

	NEGA-SPORTAGRA - This drug had the strange effect of making men want to turn 
		off televised sports and actually converse with other family members.

	FLATULAGRA - This complex drug converts men's noxious intestinal gases back 
		into food solids. Special bonus: Dosage can be doubled for long car
		rides.

	FLYAGRA - This drug has been showing great promise in treating men with 
		O.F.D.  (Open Fly Disorder). Expecially useful for men on Viagra.

	PRYAGRA - About to fail its clinical trial, this drug gave men in the test 
		group an irresistible urge to dig into the personal affairs of other
		people.  Note: Apparent over-dose turned three test subjects into
		"special prosecutors."

	PROJECTRA - Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to 
		actually finish a household repair project before starting a new one.

	LIAGRA - This drug causes men to be less than truthful when being asked about 
		their sexual affairs. Will be available Regular, Grand Jury and
		Presidential Strength versions.








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