The Trip To Vegas

	A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He
	lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and
	the second half of his round trip ticket -- If he could just get to
	the airport he could get himself home. So he went out to the front of
	the casino where there was a cab waiting.

	He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie. He promised to
	send the driver money from home, he offered him his credit card
	numbers, his drivers license number, his address, etc.  but to no
	avail. The cabbie said (adopt appropriate dialect), "If you don't have
	fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!" So the businessman was
	forced to hitch-hike to the airport and was barely in time to catch
	his flight.
	One year later the businessman, having worked long and hard to regain
	his financial success, returned to Vegas and this time he won big.
	Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the
	casino to get a cab ride back to the airport.  Well who should he see
	out there, at the end of a long line of cabs, but his old buddy who
	had refused to give him a ride when he was down on his luck. The
	businessman thought for a moment about how he could make the guy pay
	for his lack of charity, and he hit on a plan.
	The businessman got in the first cab in the line, "How much for a ride
	to the airport," he asked? "Fifteen bucks," came the reply.  "And how
	much for you to give me a blowjob on the way?" "What?! Get the hell
	out of my cab." The businessman got into the back of each cab in the
	long line and asked the same questions, with the same result.
	When he got to his old friend at the back of the line, he got in and
	asked "How much for a ride to the airport?" The cabbie replied
	"fifteen bucks." The businessman said "ok" and off they went.
	Then, as they drove slowly past the long line of cabs the businessman
	gave a big smile and thumbs up sign to each of the other drivers.

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