I'll Eat My Words

(NOTE FROM LORI: Please correct me if I'm wrong, but I think this originated with an "I Love Lucy" episode)

	A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in
	his new territory.  He knocks, a lady opens the door, and
	before she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and
	dumps potting soil all over the carpet.
	He says, "Lady, if this vacuum cleaner don't do wonders
	cleaning up that dirt, I'll eat every chunk of it."
	She says, "You want tomato sauce on that? We just moved in
	and we haven't got the electricity turned on yet."

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