Top 5 Lies of All Time

		5. Of course I like your cat.

		4. I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help you.

		3. But Officer, I only had 3 beers!

		2. The check is in the mail.

			     And the number one best lie of all time...

		1. "This is a one-time mailing.  If you do not respond, 
		    you will recieve no further mailings from us."

Back to Lori's Humor Page
Back to Lori's Home Page