Titanic vs. Clinton

	TITANIC VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet.
	CLINTON VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet.

	TITANIC VIDEO: Over 3 hours long.
	CLINTON VIDEO: Over 3 hours long.

	TITANIC VIDEO: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, a
		subsequent catastrophe.
	CLINTON VIDEO: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, a
		subsequent catastrophe.

	TITANIC VIDEO: Villain: White Star Line.
	CLINTON VIDEO: Villain: Ken Starr.

	TITANIC VIDEO: Jack is a starving artist.
	CLINTON VIDEO: Bill is a B.S. artist.

	TITANIC VIDEO: In one part, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
	CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Bill.

	TITANIC VIDEO: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
	CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Monica.

	TITANIC VIDEO: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
	CLINTON VIDEO: Let's not go there.

	TITANIC VIDEO: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
	CLINTON VIDEO: Monica's forced to return her gifts.

	TITANIC VIDEO: Behind the scenes: Leonardo DiCaprio is wildly popular.
	CLINTON VIDEO: Behind the scenes: Bill Clinton's approval rating is at 
		70 percent.

	TITANIC VIDEO: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
	CLINTON VIDEO: Bill goes home to Hillary.

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