Those Who Can and Those Who Can't

 
    Those who can, do.  Those who can't, teach.  Those who can't teach,
 counsel.  Those who can't counsel, administrate.  Those who can't
 administrate, enter data into the computer.  Those who can't enter data
 into the computer, take dictation.  Those who can't take dictation,
 alphabetize files.  Those who can't alphabetize files, answer the phone.
    Those who can't answer the phone, fry hamburgers.  Those who can't fry
 hamburgers, run the cash register.  Those who can't run the cash register,
 wait on tables.  Those who can't wait on tables, carry dishes to the
 kitchen.  Those who can't carry dirty dishes to the kitchen, wash the dirty
 dishes.  Those who can't wash the dirty dishes, peel potatoes.
    Those who can't peel potatoes, buff the floor.  Those who can't buff the
 floor, haul out the garbage.  Those who can't haul out the garbage, write
 poetry.  Those who can't write poetry, write clever letters to the editor. 
 Those who can't write clever letters to the editor, write angry letters to
 the editor.  Those who can't write angry letters to the editor, spray paint
 graffiti.  Those who can't spray paint graffiti, write screenplays.  Those
 who can't write screenplays, write TV scripts.
    Those who can't write TV scripts, read scripts for the studios.  Those
 who can't read scripts for the studios, act.  Those who can't act, take
 acting classes.  Those who can't take acting classes, sing.  Those who
 can't sing, sing Rock 'N' Roll.  Those  who can't sing Rock 'N' Roll, sing
 it anyway.  Those who can't sing it anyway, become depressed.  Those who
 can't become depressed, get bitter.  Those who can't get bitter, get
 confused.  Those who can't get confused, stay confused.  Those who stay
 confused, find it difficult to complete unfinished sentences.  Those who
 find it difficult to complete unfinished sentences, ____________________.
 





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