The Purchase




	A farmer had been taken several times by the local car dealer.
	One day, the car dealer informed the farmer that he was coming over to
	purchase a cow.  The farmer priced his unit as follows:

	BASIC COW...................................................... $499.95

	Shipping/Handling................................................ 35.75
	Extra Stomach.................................................... 79.25
	Two-Tone Exterior............................................... 142.10
	Produce Storage Comartment...................................... 126.50
	Heavy Duty Straw Chopper........................................ 189.60
	Four Spigot/High Output Drain System............................ 149.20
	Automatic Fly Swatter............................................ 88.50
	Genuine Cowhide Upholstry....................................... 179.90
	Deluxe Dual Horns................................................ 59.25
	Automatic Fertilizer Attachment................................. 339.40
	4 X 4 Traction Drive Assembly................................... 884.16
	Pre-delivery Wash and Comb....................................... 69.80
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	Farmer's Suggested List Price................................. $2843.36
	Additional Dealer Adjustments.................................. $300.00
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	TOTAL LIST PRICE (including options).......................... $3143.36







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