Telling Time

	Victor Borge told a friend that he could tell time by his piano.  His
	friend was incredulous, so Borge volunteered to demonstrate.  He pounded
	out a crashing march.  Immediately there came a banging on the wall and
	a shrill voice screamed, "Stop that noise.  Don't you know it's 1:30 in
	the morning?"

Bits & Pieces, August 18, 1994

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