Truth in Advertising
Two little boys go into the grocery store. One is nine, one is
four. The nine year old grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and
carries it to the register for check-out.
The cashier asks "Oh, these must be for your mom, huh?"
The nine year old replies "Nope, not for my mom."
Without thinking, the cashier responded "Well, they must
be for your sister then?"
The nine year old quipped, "Nope, not for my sister either."
The cashier had now become curious "Oh. Not for your mom
and not for your sister, who are they for?"
The nine year old says "They're for my four year old little
The cashier is surprised "Your four year old little brother??"
The nine year old explains: "Well yeah, they say on TV if you
wear one of these you can swim or ride a bike and my little
brother can't do either of them!"