Lessons We've Learned From Star Wars: Episode I
Automatic pilot, when hit, immediately takes you into the heat of battle.
Don't push it.
When in a space battle and you don't have a clue what to do, spin. That's a
good trick. You could also go left.
There are a lot of Battledroids named "Roger".
Jar Jar often saves the day through incredible feats of blind luck. But as we
know, there's no such thing as luck. It's all the Force. Therefore, Jar Jar
must be the most powerful Force user in the galaxy.
Frogs on Tatooine cost 7 wiupiupi (or however it is spelled).
Nobody is above fart or poop jokes.
The Naboo may be incredibly advanced in architecture, art, and sculpture, but
they don't know squat about handrails around bottomless pits.
It's not unusual for a droid with a codpiece to have a female voice.
A good military strategy after invading a planet is to pull out all but one
of your battleships.
When in battle and you don't have a clue what's going on, a good thing to say
is "Steady, steady" and you'll look cool.
That's a few of the ones we came up with. Anyway, thanks for your time and as
one reader said to us, "May your midi-clorian counts be high."