The Bible Salesman
Responding to an ad for Bible salesmen, a man arrived for his interview
and said "I w-w-want to s-s-sell B-B-Bibles."
Naturally, the interviewer was doubtful, but hired the man based on his
To everyone's astonishment, the fellow shortly had the best sales record
in the office. A meeting was called of all of the salesmen where he was
to explain his technique.
"It's easy. I just go to the d-d-door and say 'W-w-would you like to
b-b-buy a B-B-B-Bible, or I c-c-could c-c-c-come in and read it t-t-t-to