Types of Students

	A lecturer tells some students to learn the phone-book by heart.

	The mathematicians are baffled: `By heart? You kidding?'
	The physics-students ask: `Why?'
	The engineers sigh: `Do we have to?'
	The chemistry-students ask:  `Till next Monday?'
	The accounting-students (scribbling): `Till tomorrow?'
	The law-students answer: `We already have.'
	The medical-students ask: `Should we start on the Yellow Pages?'

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