Spousal Health Care

As appeared in the "Metropolitan Diary" segment of the NY TIMES,
May 25, 1998 (page B2)

	Scene: A doctor's office in Brooklyn
	Players: A husband and wife who appear to be in their 60s

	Wife: I have to keep you healthy
	Husband: And why is it so important for you to keep me healthy?
	Wife: Because it takes too much time and energy to train a new one!

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