Good Skin



There was a married couple who were in a terrible accident.  The woman's
face was burned severely. The doctor told the husband they couldn't graft
any skin from her body because she was so skinny.  The husband then
donated some of his skin...however, the only place suitable to the doctor
was from his buttocks.  The husband requested that no one be told of this,
because after all this was a very delicate matter!

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new
beauty.  She looked more beautiful than she ever did before!  All her
friends and relatives just ranted and raved at her youthful beauty! She
was alone with her husband one day & she wanted to thank him for what he
did.  She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for
me!  There is no way I could ever repay you!!!

He replied, "Oh don't worry, Honey, I get plenty thanks enough everytime
your mother comes over and kisses you on your cheek!!







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