Seinfeld on Sex
Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that
men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what
we're doing we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand,
are like fire. They're very exciting, but the conditions have to be
exactly right for it to occur.
Men and women all in all, behave just like our basic sexual elements.
If you watch single men on a weekend night they really act very much
like sperm -- all disorganized, bumping into their friends, swimming in
the wrong direction. "I was first." "Let me through." "You're on my
tail." "That's my spot." They're like the Three Billion Stooges. But
the egg is very cool: "Well, who's it going to be? I can divide. I
can wait a month. I'm not swimming anywhere."