Santa at College

	Consider the following:

	* You never actually see Santa, only his "assistants."

	* Santa keeps his job until he decides to retire.

	* Santa doesn't really do the work; he directs a bunch of helpers to 
		do all his work for him, but he's the one who everybody credits 
		with the work.

	* Santa doesn't work anywhere near a 40 hour week.

	* Santa travels a lot.


	Yup, Santa is obviously a senior faculty member with tenure!

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