The Ring Bearer

	A little boy was in a relative's wedding.  As he was coming down the
	aisle he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd  
	(alternating between bride's side and groom's side).  

	While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar...
	so it went, step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR all the way down the 

	As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by
	the time he reached the pulpit.  The little boy, however, was getting
	more and more distressed from all the laughing, and was also near
	tears by the time he reached the pulpit.  

	When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said, "I was being 
	the Ring Bear!"

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