Radar Troubles

	Two members of the British Lothian and Borders traffic police were out on
	the Berwickshire moors with a radar gun recently, happily engaged in
	apprehending speeding motorists, when their equipment suddenly locked-up
	completely with an unexpected reading of well over 300 mph.
	The mystery was explained seconds later as a low flying Harrier hurtled
	over their heads. The boys in blue, upset at the damage to their radar
	gun, put in a complaint to the RAF, but were somewhat chastened when the RAF
	pointed out that the damage might well have been more severe.

	It seems that the Harrier's target-seeker had locked onto the 'enemy'
	radar and triggered an automatic retaliatory air-to-surface missile attack.
	Luckily, the Harrier was operating unarmed.

	Otherwise... "Gee Officer, sorry about your patrol car........"

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