Two rabbinical students were caught by the Rabbi gambling and drinking in
	the company of undesirable characters -- even before the sun set on the
	evening of the Sabbath.  The Rabbi called them into his study the next day.
	Both confessed to having given in to weakness, and admitted that they
	deserved punishment. The Rabbi thought and then went into his kitchen and
	brought back two bags of dried peas.  "Put these in your shoes," he told
	them, "and walk on them for a week, to remiond yourself how hard life can
	be when you turn away from  the Law."

	A few days later the two students met. One was limping terribly, had dark
	circles under his eyes, and looked very tired. The other seemed much as he
	had been the week before.

	"Hey," said the first. "How is it that you are walking so freely. Didn't
	you do as the Rabbi told us and put the peas in your shoes."

	"Of course I did," said the other. "How could I disobey the Rabbi?" He
	started to walk away, paused and then said "But I boiled them first."

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