Keeping Up With Rabbi Jones

		A priest and a rabbi lived next door to each other.
		Whatever one did, the other had to do better.
		The priest got a new lawn mower.
		The rabbi got a new riding lawn mower.

		The priest got a satellite dish.
		The rabbi got a motorized one.

		The priest bought a Mercedes.
		The rabbi bought a Rolls-Royce.

		The priest stood in front of his Mercedes, sprinkled 
			holy water on it, and blessed it.
		The rabbi cut six inches off the Rolls' exhaust pipe.

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