Purim -- Chag Sameach

	Haman went to a soothsayer one day, and asked, "On which day will 
	I die?"

	The soothsayer answered, "On a Jewish holiday."

	Horrified, Haman asked, "Which one?"

	Replied the soothsayer, "Any day on which you die will be a Jewish

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