Understanding


	A store owner was tacking a sign above his door that read
	"Puppies For Sale." Signs like that have a way of attracting
	small children and sure enough, a little boy appeared under the
	store owner's sign.

	"How much are you going to sell the puppies for?" he asked.

	The store owner replied, "Anywhere from $30 to $50."
	
	The little boy reached in his pocket and pulled out some change.
	"I have $2.37," he said. "Can I please look at them?"

	The store owner smiled and whistled and out of the kennel came
	Lady, who ran down the aisle of his store followed by five
	teeny, tiny balls of fur. One puppy was lagging considerably
	behind. Immediately the little boy singled out the lagging,
	limping puppy and said, "What's wrong with that little dog?"
	
	The store owner explained that the veterinarian had examined the
	little puppy and had discovered it didn't have a hip socket. It
	would always limp. It would always be lame.

	The little boy became excited. "That is the little puppy that I
	want to buy."

	The store owner replied, "No, you don't want to buy that little
	dog. If you really want him, I'll just give him to you."

	The little boy got quite upset. He looked straight into the
	store owner's eyes, pointing his finger, and said, "I don't want
	you to give him to me. That little dog is worth every bit as
	much as all the other dogs and I'll pay full price. In fact,
	I'll give you $2.37 now, and 50 cents a month until I have him
	paid for."

	The store owner countered, "You really don't want to buy this
	little dog. He is never going to be able to run and jump and
	play with you like the other puppies."

	To this, the little boy reached down and rolled up his pant leg
	to reveal a badly twisted, crippled left leg supported by a big
	metal brace. He looked up at the store owner and softly replied,
	"Well, I don't run so well myself, and the little puppy will
	need someone who understands!"







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