Preschool View of a Priest

A priest was walking along the school corridor near the preschool wing when a
group a little ones were trotting by on the way to the cafeteria. 

One little boy of about three or four stopped and looked at him in his clerical 
clothes and asked, "Why do you dress funny?" 

He told him that he was a priest and that this is the uniform priests wear. 

Then he pointed to the priest's little plastic collar insert and asked, "Does it 
hurt? Do you have a Boo-boo?"  The priest was perplexed till he realized that to 
him the collar insert looked like a bandaid. 

So the priest took it out to show him. On the back of the collar are raised 
letters giving the name of the manufacturer. The little guy felt the letters, and 
the priest asked, "Do you know what those words say?" 

"Yes I do," said the boy who was not old enough to read. Peering intently at the 
letters he said, "It says, `Kills ticks and fleas up to six months!'

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