After taking a million calls today, with moron customers, I have decided
that I want an answering system in our store. It will sound something
like this to the customer:
Press 1 to hear today's specials. Press 1 over and over to hear the
specials repeated, the recording will never get irritated with your
repeated requests for the same information....
Press 2 to hear a listing of our toppings.
Press 3 to hear the toppings listed SLOWLY so that you can repeat them
one at a time to the idiot on the couch who actually WANTS the pizza.
Press 4 when you have your stuff together and are ready to talk with a
human being who has better things to do than help you decide what to