Pizza Phones

	After taking a million calls today, with moron customers, I have decided
	that I want an answering system in our store.  It will sound something
	like this to the customer:




	Press 1 to hear today's specials.  Press 1 over and over to hear the
	specials repeated, the recording will never get irritated with your
	repeated requests for the same information....

	Press 2 to hear a listing of our toppings.

	Press 3 to hear the toppings listed SLOWLY so that you can repeat them
	one at a time to the idiot on the couch who actually WANTS the pizza.

	Press 4 when you have your stuff together and are ready to talk with a
	human being who has better things to do than help you decide what to
	order.