Do You Have a Signed Note From Home?

	Alford, Scotland -- Scottish shopkeeper Allan Gordon is fed up with men
	coming back to his store to exchange paint because their wives hate the

	"We will not supply husbands with colored paint without a signed note
	from their wives," says a new sign Gordon has posted beside the paint
	mixing machine at his shop in Alford.

	If nothing else, "men are thinking a bit harder about what they buy,"
	since he put up the sign, Gordon said in an interview with the London
	Daily Mail.

	WhiteBoard News for Friday, March 20, 1998

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