Collective Bargaining

One  beautiful  Sunday  morning,  a  minister  announced  to   his
congregation:  "My good  people,  I  have  here  in  my  hands  three
sermons...a $100 sermon that lasts five minutes, a $50 sermon that
lasts  fifteen minutes,  and a $10 sermon that lasts a full  hour.
Now, we'll take the collection and see which one I'll deliver."

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