One of Ours

A concert in Carnegie Hall, many stars of classical music contribute.

The pianist Vladimir Horowitz enters the stage.

A Jewish spectator to his Jewish neighbor: "One of our people!"

Next: The violinist David Oistrach enters the stage.

Again: "Also one of ours!"

The violinist Isaac Stern, again "Also one of ours!"

Finally the non-Jew sitting behind the two Jews becomes nervous and sighs: 
"Oh Jesus!"

The Jew again: "Also one of ours!" 

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