A concert in Carnegie Hall, many stars of classical music contribute. The pianist Vladimir Horowitz enters the stage. A Jewish spectator to his Jewish neighbor: "One of our people!" Next: The violinist David Oistrach enters the stage. Again: "Also one of ours!" The violinist Isaac Stern, again "Also one of ours!" Finally the non-Jew sitting behind the two Jews becomes nervous and sighs: "Oh Jesus!" The Jew again: "Also one of ours!"