Lessons from Noah's Ark

	Plan ahead...It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark

	Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone might ask you to do
	something REALLY big

	Don't listen to critics- do what has to be done
	Build on high ground
	For safety's sake, travel in pairs
	Two heads are better than one
	Speed isn't always an advantage. The cheetahs were on board but....
	so were the snails

	If you can't fight or flee---float!!

	Take care of your animals as if they were the last ones on earth

	Don't forget that we're all in the same boat.

	When things get really deep, don't sit there and complain--shovel!!!
	Stay below deck during the storm.

	Remember that the ark was built by amateurs and the Titanic was 
	built by professionals.
	If you have to start over, have a friend by your side

	Remember that the woodpeckers INSIDE are often a bigger threat 
	than the storm outside.

	Don't miss the boat

	No matter how bleak it looks, there's always a rainbow on the horizon

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