A Short History of American Politics

as appeared in TIME 11/16/98

	1)	Newt forces the government to shut down

	2) 	So interns are enlisted to keep things going
	3)	So Monica shows Clinton her thong

	4)	So Paula Jones subpoenas Monica to talk
	5)	So Newt's House moves to impeach

	6)	So the Democrats win 5 seats

	7) 	So Newt resigns ...

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