Four Letter Words

   A young couple got married & went on a cruise for their honeymoon.
   When they got back from the honeymoon, the bride immediately called
   her mother, who lived a couple of hours away.

   "Well, darling," said her mom, "how was the honeymoon?"

   "Oh, mother," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So
    romantic, we had a terrific time! But, mother, as soon as we
    returned, Sam began using really horrible language... Stuff I'd 
    never heard before... Really terrible 4-letter words... You've 
    got to come get me and take me home... PLEASE MOTHER!"

    And the new bride began to sob over the telephone.

   "But honey," the mother countered, "WHAT 4-letter words?"

   "I can't tell you, mother," said the daughter, "they're too awful!
    COME GET ME, P L E A S E !!!"

   "Darling daughter, you must tell me what has you so upset... Tell
    mother the 4-letter words!"

   Still sobbing, the bride said, "Mother....words like:

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