The Brain Market

	A man went to the doctor's.  The doctor came in and said, "well,
	I've got some good news and some bad news.  The bad news is that
	you have an inoperable brain tumor. The good news is our hospital
	has just been certified to do brain transplants and there has
	been an accident right out front and a young couple was killed
	and you can have whichever brain you'd like.

	The man's brain costs $100,000.00 and the woman's brain costs

	The patient could not help but ask, "Why such a large difference
	between the male and the female brain?"

	The doctor replied, "The female brain is used."

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