An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon 
	a casket containing a mummy.  After examining it, he called the curator 
	of a prestigious natural-history museum.

	"I've just discovered a 3,000 year-old mummy of a man who died of heart
	failure!" the excited scientist exclaimed.

	To which the curator replied, "Bring him in.  We'll check it out."

	A week later, the amazed curator called the archaeologist.  "You were 
	right about the mummy's age and cause of death.  How in the world did 
	you know?"

	"Easy.  There was a piece of paper in his hand that said, '10,000 Shekels 
	on Goliath'."

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