Truth in Advertising??

	A man is walking down the street when he passes a store front with a large
	watch in the window. He enters and asks the storekeeper if he could fix his

	"You want I should fix your watch?!" the storekeeper exclaims.

	"Yes, aren't you a watchmaker?" asks the man.

	"A watchmaker?! No, I'm a mohel!"

	"A mohel!" exclaims the man. "If you're a mohel, then why do you have a
	watch in your window?"

	"What do you want I should put in my window?" says the mohel.

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