A woman at our interactive advertising agency recently returned from
maternity leave, and sent the following e-mail:

"Whoever used the milk in the small plastic container that was in the
refrigerator yesterday, please do NOT own up to it. I would find it
forever difficult to meet your gaze across a cafeteria table whilst
having a discussion about java applets or brand identity.  Just be
aware that that milk was EXPRESSLY for my son, if you get my drift. I
will label these things from now on, but if you found your coffee
tasted just a little bit special, you might think of calling your mom
and telling her you love her."

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