Men are Lunatics, Women are Nuts


	The Difference;
		Women have more imagination than men. They need it to tell 
		us how wonderful we are.  

		Women have their faults. Men have only two. Everything they 
		say. Everything they do. 

		A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife 
		can spend. A successful women is one who can find such a man.

	The Style;
		Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.  Women somehow
		deteriorate during the night. 

		When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men 
		invade another country. 

		It's a whole different way of thinking.  A man is a person who 
		will pay two dollars for a one-dollar item he wants.  A woman 
		will pay one dollar for a two-dollar item that she doesn't want.

	The Workplace;
		When a man gives his opinion, he's a man. When a woman gives her
		opinions, she's a bitch. 

		Women are the only exploited group in history who have been 
		idealized into powerlessness.

	Relationships;
		Diamonds are a girl's best friend. Dogs are a man's best friend. 
		Now you know which sex is smarter. 
	
		Most men's primary fantasy is still, unfortunately, access to a 
		number of beautiful women. For a man, commitment means giving up 
		this fantasy. Most women's primary fantasy is a relationship with 
		one man who either provides economic security or is on his way to 
		doing so (he has "potential"). For a woman, commitment to this 
		type of man means achieving this fantasy. So commitment often 
		means that a woman achieves her primary fantasy, while a man gives 
		his up. 

		It's not true that men prefer foolish women. Rather they prefer 
		women who can simulate foolishness whenever necessary, which is 
		the very core of intelligence.

	Love;
		Men always want to be a woman's first love. Women have a more 
		subtle instinct: What they like is to be a man's last romance. The 
		only way to understand a woman is to love her - and then it isn't 
		necessary to understand her.  To women, love is an occupation.  
		To men, a preoccupation. To be happy with a man you must understand 
		him a lot and love him a little.  To be happy with a woman you must 
		love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

	Marriage;
		A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A 
		man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does. 

		Men marry because they are tired; woman because they are curious. 
		Both are disappointed. 

		A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while 
		a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. 

		A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to 
		marry her; a man, of the woman who he didn't.  

		There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before 
		marriage and after marriage

	Husbands;
		Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to 
		let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let 
		her have it. 

		Married men live longer than single men, But married men are a lot 
		more willing to die. 

		Any married man should forget his mistakes - no use two people 
		remembering the same thing.

	Wives;
		Some husbands are living proof that a woman can take a joke. 

		Husbands are like cars: all are good the first year.

	The Battle;
		A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says 
		after that is the beginning of a new argument.

	On Men;
		If you women knew what we were thinking, you'd never stop 
		slapping us.

		Men are like animals, but they make great pets.

		Can you imagine a world without men ? No crime and lots of happy 
		fat women.

	On Women;
		Women have two weapons - cosmetics and tears. 

		Women may be the only group that grows more radical with age. 

		God made man before woman to give him time to think of an answer 
		for her first question.


	Men are Lunatics, Women are Nuts







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