The World's First Profession
A doctor, and engineer, a rabbi and a lawyer were debating who was
the world's first professional.
The Doctor said "It must have been a doctor. Who else could have
helpd with the world's first surgery of taking a rib from Adam to
create Eve, the first woman.
"No," said the rabbi. "It must have been a rabbi, since the Lord
needed someone to help preach his message to Adam and the world.
"Wait," Said the engineer "The world was created in 6 days from nothing.
Do you know what a master engineering feat that must have been to
create the whole world into an orgnanized civilized place from utter
"And WHO created the chaos?" said the lawyer.