The World's First Profession

A doctor, and engineer, a rabbi and a lawyer were debating who was 
the world's first professional.

The Doctor said "It must have been a doctor. Who else could have  
helpd with the world's first surgery of taking a rib from Adam to 
create Eve, the first woman.

"No," said the rabbi. "It must have been a rabbi, since the Lord 
needed someone to help preach his message to Adam and the world.

"Wait," Said the engineer "The world was created in 6 days from nothing. 
Do you know what a master engineering feat that must have been to 
create the whole world into an orgnanized civilized place from utter

"And WHO created the chaos?" said the lawyer. 

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