Test Questions for LA Drivers

 1)   If you are the victim of a car-jacking, you should immediately:
        a. Call the police to report the crime
        b. Call Channel 4 News to report the crime, then watch
          	your car on the news on a high-speed chase
        c. Call your attorney and discuss lawsuit against
         	cellular phone company for 911 call not going through
        d. Call your therapist
        e. None of the above (South Central resident)

 2)   In the event of an earthquake, you should:
        a) stop your car
        b) keep driving and hope for the best
        c) immediately use your cell phone to call all loved ones
        d) pull out your video camera and obtain footage for Channel 4

 3)   In the instance of rain, you should:
        a) never drive over 5 MPH
        b) drive twice as fast as usual
        c) you're not sure what "rain" is

 4)   When stopped by police, you should
        a) pull over and have your driver's license and insurance form
        b) try to outrun them by driving the wrong way on the 405
        c) have your video camera ready and provoke them to attack,
            	thus ensuring yourself of a hefty lawsuit

 5)   When operating a motor vehicle while shaving/applying make-up, you
        a) Take extra time at stop lights, so you can do a better job
        b) Use you left knee to steer the car
        c) Drive faster and run red lights since you are obviously
		in a hurry

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