The Kronikle's 1999 Oscar Picks


by Simmy Kustanowitz
Kronikle Movie Kritic


	YOU'VE GOT MALE: 
		A Chabad rebbetzin is overcome with joy when the doctor 
		tells her that, after 12 daughters, she finally has a son.

	THE TRUMAH SHOW: 
		A man is surreptitiously videotaped every year at harvest 
		time as he separates heave-offerings for the kohanim.

	OUT OF SIGHT: 
		Sisterhood members refuse to attend services when the rabbi 
		raises the mechitza by a foot, and blocks their view of 
		the goings-on in shul. 

	THE THIN RED LION: 
		Orthodox zoologists discover an acceptable substitute for 
		the elusive Parah Adumah (Red Heifer).

PRIMARY COLORS: 
		A Long Island mother sues the caterer who supplied decorations 
		in pastel hues for her son's Bar Mitzvah.

PLEASANTVILNA: 
		A nostalgic view of the simple life in a shtetl in Eastern 
		Europe.
 





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