Jewist Atheist

	On the Upper West Side lived an assimilated Jew who was a militant
	atheist.  But he sent his son to Trinity School because, despite its
	denominational roots, it's a great school, and completely secular.  

	After a month, the boy comes home and says casually, "By the way Dad, 
	do you know what _Trinity_ means?  It means the Father, the Son, and 
	the Holy Ghost."

	The father can barely control his rage.  He seizes his son by the
	shoulders and declares, "Danny, I'm going to tell you something now 
	and I want you never to forget it.  There is only one God -- and we 
	don't believe in Him!"

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