Jewish Light Bulb Jokes



	Q: How many Hasidic Rebbes does it take to change a light bulb?
	A: What is a light bulb?



	Q: How many Orthodox Rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?
	A: Change?



	Q: How many Conservative Rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?
	A: None, call a committee meeting.



	Q: How many Reform Rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?
	A: None, anyone can change it whenever they want to.


	Q: How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb?
	A: 30. One to change the bulb & 29 to discuss it ad nauseum.




	Q. How many Lubabavitchers does it take to change a light 
		bulb?
	A. None, it never died.



	Q:  How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a 
		light bulb? 
	A:  None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as 
		the first one.



	Q:  How many congregants does it take to change a light bulb 
		in a synagogue?
	A:  CHANGE?  You vant we should CHANGE the light bulb?  My 
		grandmother donated that light bulb!!!









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