Jewish Janitor at Church

	Max, the schlemiel, can't find a job.  He finally applies for a 
	job as a janitor at the Catholic Church.  They decide to give him 
	a trial run and see what it is like for a Jewish man to work here.


	After a week, he is told, "Max, things are working out fine.  I 
	just have a few corrections.  First, when you wash your hands, use 
	the bathroom, don't use the holy water.  Second, when you hang your 
	coat up, use the cloakroom, do not hang it on the cross. Third, my 
	name is Mother Superior, not Mother Shapiro!"