A rabbi and a priest on a train, in conversation:

	Priest:	"Last night I had a dream about your Jewish paradise.
		I saw dirt and trash everywhere and the place was 
		absolutely packed with all your people."

	Rabbi: 	"What a coincidence !  I too dreamed about paradise - 
		the Christian one, though. It was a wonderful land 
		filled with flowers, fragrant scents and sunshine - but 
		nowhere at all could I see even one person!" 

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