After Christmas vacation, an elementary school teacher was asking her
	students how they celebrated Christmas. When she got to Sammy, whose 
	father ran a local toy store, she said, "Sammy, since you're Jewish, 
	I guess your family didn't celebrate Christmas."

 	Sammy replied, "Oh yes, we did. We all held hands and danced around 
	the cash register singing 'What A Friend We Have In Jesus.' 

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