Personals Which Have Appeared in Israeli Papers

	Yeshiva bochur, Torah scholar, long beard, payos. Seeks same in woman

	Worried about in-law meddling? I'm an orphan! Write. Nice Jewish guy, 38.
	No skeletons. No baggage. No personality.

	Are you the girl I spoke with at the kiddush after shul lastweek? You
	excused yourself to get more horseradish for your gefilte fish, but you
	never returned. How can I contact you again? (I was the one with the maror 
	stain on my tie).
	Shochet, 54, owns successful butcher shop in Midwest. Doesn't believe women
	should be treated like a piece of meat.

	Female graduate student, studying kaballah, Zohar, exorcismof dybbuks,
	seeks mensch. No weirdos, please.

	Jewish businessman, 49, manufactures Sabbath candles, Chanukah candles,
	havdallah candles, Yahrzeit candles. Seeks non-smoker.

	Israeli professor, 41, with 18 years of teaching in my behind. Looking for
	American-born woman who speaks English very good.

	Couch potato latke, in search of the right applesauce. Let's try it for
	eight days. Who knows?

	80-year-old bubby, no assets, seeks handsome, virileJewish male, under 35.
	Object matrimony. I can dream, can't I?I am a sensitive Jewish prince whom
	you can open your heart to. Share your innermost thoughts and deepest
	secrets.Confide in me. I'll understand your insecurities. No fatties,
	Jewish male, 34, very successful, smart, independent, self-made. Looking
	for girl whose father will hire me.

	Single Jewish woman, 29, into disco, mountain climbing, skiing, track and
	field. Has slight limp.

	Shul gabbai, 36.  I take out the Torah Saturday morning. Would like to take
	you out Saturday night.  Please write.

	Attractive Jewish woman, 35, college graduate, seeks successful Jewish
	Prince Charming to get me out of my parents' house.

	Divorced Jewish man, seeks partner to attend shule with, light Shabbos
	candles, celebrate holidays, build Sukkahtogether, attend brisses, bar
	mitzvahs.  Religion not important.

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