Paratrooper in Israel

	An American Paratrooper named Mike O'Brien decided to join the Israeli 
	Air Force. Things were just too quiet in the States. He explained that 
	he had lots of experience and was raring to go.

	The following Thursday he is outfitted with a parachute and told they 
	were going to jump over th Golan Heights. He asked, "Where is the 
	second chute?"  The officer in charge told him only one was 
	necessary.   He asked,  "What do I do if it doesn't open?"  The 
	officer said "you say the Shema and you have nothing to worry about". 
	He asked the officer how to say the Shema, and he practiced it 

	Sure enough his first time out the chute doesn't open. He says the 
	Shema and an enormous hand suddenly appears and catches him and 
	gently lowers him to the ground. On his way down he is so stunned by 
	the enormity of it all he says, "Jesus Christ!" The hand turns over 
	and drops him out.

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