New Developments with Iraq

	Madeleine Albright says, "Don't bash the U.N."  (Mustn't upset
	Saddam's new best friend.)

	Since the United Nations is in New York City, why couldn't it make
	itself useful and inspect weapons sites in the local high schools?

	Kofi Annan said this agreement is different because it's the first one
	actually signed by Saddam Hussein.  The guy who signed the last one was

	Annan said, "I believe we can do business with him."  That's great.
	We can sell arms to Iraq and give the money to the contras in Nicaragua.

	As soon as the agreement was signed, Saddam declared a national
	holiday.  That must be the way they grovel in that part of the world.

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